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Post by Alexandra Bishop on May 9, 2016 0:56:32 GMT
It’s 50 years in the future, and the world is at war. Luckily, when the nuclear bombs dropped, you had a bomb shelter under your house to hide out in. When your monitors tell you it’s safe to go outside a year later, what do you find? What will you do now that the world has totally changed?
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Post by Cullen on Jun 4, 2016 17:55:25 GMT
Believe it or not, i was sober when i wrote this.
As I stepped outside I was nonchalantly eviscerated by the mosquito man who happened to be walking by at the time. If I hadn’t died at the moment I would have been rather impressed with what I found. In just a year nature had come pretty far thanks to the wonders of radiation.
After he was finished draining me he walked away but wasn’t mindful enough to keep off of the grass. It enveloped his feet and, though he knew he was doomed, he struggled anyway. As he was slowly pressed down into a flat plate of chitin he reached out to a dog that had been walking along the side. After staring confoundedly at the mosquito man for a moment it promptly spread its wings and flew away.
She didn’t make it far, though, before the swarm of pigeons descended upon her and stripped her to the bone in moments. That was post war Darwinism in action. Everything knew it wasn’t safe to fly before sundown. Pigeons are everywhere. The pigeons smugly flew over the landscape, daring anything to enter their domain. Unfortunately for them, due to the thrilling nature of their post lunch conversation, they did not realize that they’d flown over a cat field. Famed deep sea diving pigeon Larry Bird was the first to be taken down by one of the cats’ barbed, elastic tongues.
One by one they were pulled from the sky and devoured. Their bones would be used to make fishing lures in the cats’ spare time. Tragically, an earthworm surfaced in the cat field. It rolled and squirmed unknowingly crushing each one of them. After it noticed and swallowed the feline paste coating the field it moved to burrow back down into the earth but was suddenly accosted by an army of ants. They slithered along on the ground before tearing into the monstrous annelid. They dismantled the leviathan and brought it back to their colony to feed to the young and the queen.
Unbeknownst to them, they brought in with them a number of parasites from the worm. The hive was quickly driven mad. Within two days, not a single ant remained.
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